I woke up with purple hair.
I feel fine, really I do.
It could be green, or even blue.
My son snickered at me.
and said I must be old,
to be purple is too bold.
The folks at work guffawed,
it feels awfully strange
to look so deranged.
So I woke with purple hair.
I feel fine, I don't feel bad.
After all, it might have been
plaid!
I woke up with purple hair. 
